BFFs...right?

I know it seems irrational, but it's just the truth. I don't know why I feel this way, but I do.

You and me are always on the same page so when we don't see eye-to-eye it throws me off.

I love you to death but I'm over *that* and I need you to understand.

There's no need to be nasty, it's just the way I feel.

I'm sorry if you feel the need to be profane or hurtful, but all I'm doing is laying down the facts.