"When we can no longer dream, we die" -Emma Goldman

Monday, July 13, 2009

What We're Supposed to do.

I feel like we are supposed to say that in order to look good, we don't try hard. But I try really really hard. I don't want to sound vain, but I think really hard about what I'm going to wear to things and how my hair and makeup are going to be. It's kind of annoying when I don't get noticed by guys for all my effort. There are girls who try equally as hard as me(i hope) yet end up putting on 1/3 the clothes. It's like...DID YOU FORGET THAT YOUR TOP IS TOO SMALL? Do you shop in the little girls department? Is that why you look like you belong on MELROSE AT DUSK??? Gawd. I misspelled "God"...that's how upset I am by this matter. There should be an organization that de-skankifies girls...anyone wanna join me? Let me know, I'll get right on it. I'm not saying button your shirts to the top and become a mormon, oh no. I'm saying that if you're shirt is see through, make it an undershirt. I'm saying that if your butt hangs out your denim shorts and they would be better classified as denim PANTIES, they don't fit and should be donated to Goodwill or the Salvation Army. Come on ladies, we are all looking for the right guy, no need to dress like a whore to get one. Because odds are he thinks you are one and will leave your payment on the nightstand on his way out. 

pb OUT!
Summer On!

1 comment:

  1. What do you know about guys???

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